I could use some cheering up…quick, someone show me some kitten videos…
johnnyfncliche:
nomoredilemmas:
If I wasn’t a mother I would be going to prison tonight because the Westboro Baptist Church are in town and I want to mow them down with my car.
I’d bail you out, except I’d get arrested for breaking into the morgue and tattooing “God Hates Asshole Frauds” on their foreheads…
YES!!! That just made my day.Sometimes I really just want to go serial killer on stupid fucks. If only..
Luckily I know a wonderful bail bondsman who happens to be a burlesque dancer, a mother and she hates the WBC as well, so I think we’re all set except for bail money…
If I wasn’t a mother I would be going to prison tonight because the Westboro Baptist Church are in town and I want to mow them down with my car.
I’d bail you out, except I’d get arrested for breaking into the morgue and tattooing “God Hates Asshole Frauds” on their foreheads…
One of those rare moments when I’m truly lonely and sad and sulk in the realization that it’s been over 2 years since I’ve had a relationship…and that hurts sometimes when you think back on that time and nobody will give you a chance to show that you’re someone worth loving…or maybe they all know something I don’t know and there’s a reason nobody wants to be around me…
The floors on the pickup are almost done…I’d say roughly 1/8th of this pickup cab is new sheet metal and only the rocker panels were bought as preformed pieces (although they still needed major reworking to fit and look properly)…
We are being played…and today the President went on TV to tell us we’re all looking too deep into Benghazi and that there’s nothing there to claims of a coverup…
